you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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