Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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