My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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