; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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