Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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