Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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