You work out of a Hotel?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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