Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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