And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
