shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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