Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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