Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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