I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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