how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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