Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Me too!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
either way he was missing a nipple.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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