It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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