I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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