Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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