Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
this is an emotional support booty call
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
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