Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
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