Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Help. Why am I so naked?
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