hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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