I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just had sex on a roof
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
