Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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