I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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