i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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