are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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