Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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