You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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