We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
