dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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vagina is talking i cant
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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