My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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