So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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