That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
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this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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