I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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