If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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