The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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