I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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