it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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