worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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