...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
well most of my day revolves around power hour
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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