is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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