Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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