My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
he's single and there are thong briefs.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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