I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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