i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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