The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
either way he was missing a nipple.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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