Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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