Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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