sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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