you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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