I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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