I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
