Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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