just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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