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(504): View more from Louisiana

Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??

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(225): View more from Louisiana

This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.

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(682): View more from Texas

aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.

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(520): View more from Arizona

We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.

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(770): View more from Georgia

How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?

(678): View more from Georgia

4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee

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(917): View more from New York City

Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.

(907): View more from Alaska

Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.

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