i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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