Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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