I seem to have left my pride at pride
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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