just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
